HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG
THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH
Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”
Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.
Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.
2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS
if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently
HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!
"Woman?” She chuckled. “Is that meant to insult me? I would return the slap, if I took you for a man."
#snap your fingers in a dragon formation
get to know me meme [3/5] favourite movies: She’s The Man (2006)
"Everybody has a secret… Duke wants Olivia who likes Sebastian who is really Viola whose brother is dating Monique so she hates Olivia who’s with Duke to make Sebastian jealous who is really Viola who’s crushing on Duke who thinks she’s a guy…"
At 19, I read a sentence that re-terraformed my head: “The level of matter in the universe has been constant since the Big Bang.”
In all the aeons we have lost nothing, we have gained nothing - not a speck, not a grain, not a breath. The universe is simply a sealed, twisting kaleidoscope that has reordered itself a trillion trillion trillion times over.
Each baby, then, is a unique collision - a cocktail, a remix - of all that has come before: made from molecules of Napoleon and stardust and comets and whale tooth; colloidal mercury and Cleopatra’s breath: and with the same darkness that is between the stars between, and inside, our own atoms.
When you know this, you suddenly see the crowded top deck of the bus, in the rain, as a miracle: this collection of people is by way of a starburst constellation. Families are bright, irregular-shaped nebulae. Finding a person you love is like galaxies colliding. We are all peculiar, unrepeatable, perambulating micro-universes - we have never been before and we will never be again. Oh God, the sheer exuberant, unlikely face of our existences. The honour of being alive. They will never be able to make you again. Don’t you dare waste a second of it thinking something better will happen when it ends. Don’t you dare.
Julie Andrews attends a performance of Mary Poppins, the stage musical, in London, and walks on stage at the end to sing Jolly Holiday with the cast, 2005.
no i’m not crying it’s just raining on my face
IM ADMITTING THAT IM CRYING
"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert
#THIS WAS THE SADDEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN #I FEEL LIKE ARYA ALONG WITH TYRION IS ONE OF THOSE CHARACTERS WHERE CASUAL FANS HAVE A VERY DIFFERENT VIEW OF HER #MAYBE THEY JUST SEE HER AS THE FUNNY LITTLE GIRL WHO LIKES KILLING PEOPLE AND IS A ~BADASS~ FOR IT #WITHOUT REALIZING THE DEEP HORRIFIC PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA SHE HAS BEEN THROUGH SINCE HER FATHER WAS KILLED #AND THEN TO HAVE HER GET SO CLOSE TO YET ANOTHER FAMILY MEMBER AND HAVE THEM TURN OUT TO BE DEAD YET AGAIN? #TO REALIZE SHE CAN’T EVEN HOLD ONTO A PIECE OF HER FAMILY THAT SHE BARELY KNOWS? #AND TO BREAK DOWN IN LAUGHTER—MAN YOU CAN JUST SEE HOW BROKEN THIS GIRL IS #AND IF YOU CAN REALLY APPRECIATE WHAT SHE’S HAD TO GO THROUGH IT’LL BREAK YOUR HEART TOO (via ashagreyioy)